Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Le 14 Juillet

It starts out at a bar in Paris.
The most friendly people
you will find,
greeting your American,
even American,
It's your first day back in the game,
Your so happy, mellow, smiles and all that who-ha
And it's such a Perfect Day
Meeting great people, even more
and then you turn around
people are arguing,
its young vs old
We've been living here for 20 years,
they say in French.
The talkative lady with the fancy cigarette holder
gets pushed,
in the head,
as the feu d'artifice light up the sky,
It like our 4th of July,
And there is a house at the end of the block,
that is darkening and lighting up the sky simultaneously,
with its orange and yellow waves of heat,
plus it's streaks and puffs of what was once there.
The youngsters leave. It quiets down for a second.
Sound is really like waves,
Goes up and down and they are back.
With action in their blood
They are running down the street towards the bar
and then we hear glass shattering,
everyone rushes into the bar,
close the shutters, roll down the gate!
Fuckers
We are stuck in the bar, smoking ciggs,
waiting for permission to leave.



Thursday, May 13, 2010

My next girl

I want Chicago, maybe New York as well.
I am Ireland, Berlin, Amsterdam, and London.
London is new.
The others have been seen, but have they really?
There is never too much to see.
I will see some more of the rest.
It was never just cuddling.
Surprises will be fun.
You just wait, you.

Friday, March 19, 2010

Sea, Sun.

My life is a book.
I have a story,
but it's not to say that everyone lives in a book as I do.
Second clementine in the past 3 minutes,
running my hands through the cold water,
I can just imagine jumping in the water
in months to come.
Summertime.
I am like Mersault who killed the Arab,
but I didn't kill anyone for any reason,
I just live spontaneously.
I sometimes catch myself being a hypocrite.
No need to justify why or no need to justify anything.
Just do as you would,
and make what you can,
live by everyday,
not by years to come.
And I, I am a hypocrite.
Pale in the winter,
tan in the summer.
I change every minute,
there's never a standard.
I judge and I reprimand myself.
I seek and sometimes I find.
And that is that,
and this is this.
I am me and you are you.
My life, it is a book.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Pain du pomme.

Take one thing at a time. I think I'll study in Brussels next semester. Ya, that sounds good. Oslo was pretty cool. Saw some Winter olympics up in the hills, found a 100 kroners on the ground. Ate some food, cooked some food. Drank some wine. Ate some gravy, etc...

Tuna Sandwiches for me. My new favorite thing. As well as walking and skating to school. And only washing my hair once a week...Dirrtaay.

St. Paddy's Day is Wednesday, probably go Karaokean. This Weekend: Chartes. Next Weekend: Dublin the fun in Ireland.

I just wanna go back to Berlin.

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010

Ain't Misbehavin.

Ain't missing out on no shroom, no. Mushroom burger business mang. Trying to perfect....ummmm....this is me right now forgetting english words...umm those long green things...thoughts in my head...umm even google can't help me. not brussel sprouts, but I've been cookin those too. Not parsley but I used those in my mushroom burger recipe...ASPARAGUS!
So I'm trying to perfect my asparagus recipe. Olive oil, Asparagus, garlic, salt, pepper, Oven. After I tell the asparagus what to do, I put some parmesan on them. After I decide when they're finished, balsamic viniagrette. Berry goot. Tonight was mushroom burger. Mmm, first time. I'm thinking in French as I write this. Crazy. Beatles and cookin or ZZ Top and cookin. Clash tomorrow night? Hmm just a few whiffens past. Who knows?

Should I go to Brussels or Rennes next semester? or CHICAGO? It's a tough one...

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Solitudary.

I've locked myself in my room for the past two nights.
Maybe I can come out a changed person, like the Maury pickle girl. Maybe. I might do something today.
At least Mr. Show is in my life.
If anyone cares about my well being it sure as hell ain't Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.
And for that said Jesus, I am thankful.
Goo Goo Much & of course, Mr. Top Himself, Heard It On The X.
That's all for today folks.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Voyager. (inf.)

Amsterdam+Berlin+Oslo+Chartre+Ireland+Stirling+Normandie=Voyager avant vacances de Printemps.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Mango Champagne

Bought a one way ticket to Berlin, where to next? You'd better start saving your money so your wallet can be de-fattened here. Ciao.

Friday, February 12, 2010

MacDough

Bought a one way ticket to Amsterdam on Feb. 27th. Hopefully I can go to Berlin or London or Oslo, Norway. Purdy excited. Lots of people argue on the bus here, kinda like Chicago. Oh boy, Chicago kicks Paris ass. Waiting for Mr. Show to arrive. Ow Ow.

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Didn't Have to Love Me.



It's a perfectly cold day in Lille and I just finished "Pulp" by Charles Bukowski at Le President Cafe in the town's square. Very much enjoyed this book, Bukowski's knack for creating horribly pitiful characters makes me laugh. Now it's on to Proust, "Swann's Way." I give this book a big ol' fancy B for fucking boring.

My train back to Paris is departing in an hour and I am just around the corner. Once again stealing internet from the MacDoh, we seem to be inseparable. Got to walk around Lille yesterday in what is comparable to the downtown area of Chicago. Consumeristic was that! I'm pretty excited to go back to Paris and get down on mah studies.

The first night in Lille, went to this neighborhood bar filled with oldies and more oldies. It was like a painting, can't say who the artist is. Maybe "Potato Eaters" by Van Gogh, but don't want to underestimate the art. All of them seemed to have a story, like everyone. One guy told about his mother who had recently just died and of his depression and another gentle, homely lookin' fella told about how he liked talking to young adults as they were very interesting and kind. I felt at home with the homely's. With every beer, came free saucisson.

Time to boogie.
Ciao, yalls.
<3


Friday, February 5, 2010

La Graff




Heat Wave.

Cupcakes. Cookies. Tube Snake Boogie. Spilled some red wine on my lady's carpet, oh no. Made some American stuff today, after going to the American grocery store. America is a melting pot with all kinds of ingredients Other places don't have. Tomorrow I am going to Lille. Hence cupcakes, oh and cookies too. My lady just did my laundry. Were getting along much better now and I am learning a lot of French. My dame is so excited about a cupcake, she's never seen one before. It's 15 mins to 1 a.m. and shes eating a cupcake. SO funny. "C'est tres bonne, eets vawy gewd." I love it when she tries to speak English. 2 salads today. 2 new American foods for a French lady. Many corrections to my French sentences. Another funny thing, I'm becoming a little bit more French at my home; I close doors if they are open and open my curtains in the morning and close them in the night. Wow, I even put the toilet seat down after every single use, along with lifting it up as well. 

Went to the Musee d'Orsay with my Avante Garde class yesterday. Silver L-Strikes en ma chambre. MacDogh internet connection. 

Went to a Kehinde Wiley exhibition today sponsored by Puma. Quite enjoyable, slightly different story as other works, with similar subjects. Too bad I missed out on the opening yesterday, when Wiley was actually there. Shart. 

After that another petit exhibit in the area. "Krash." Writer born in the Bronx in 1961. 


Missed the Keith Haring opening today, but it'll still be around and plus its with boganomous Tommy Hilpooper. Keith Haring's blown up anyways, but what can I say? I'm a teenybopper too. 

 

I got a bad, bad cold. 

Sunday, January 24, 2010

K

Opened up a bank account. Heres my social. 339-69-5624. You can rob me.

Kit-kats, lays, french pringles, le petit ecolier biscuits, chunky chocolate chip cookies, milk, croissants, chicken sandwich, french pizza, SNICKERS, nutella, madeleins, pasta, sour gummy candies, clementines, yogurt, apple sauce, orange juice(fresh squeezed and non), tea, eggs, salmon, NYC bagels from the American grocery store, and more pasta describe my intentional junk food week-end. Back to reality. I'll be a typical American and go for a jog. 

The Incredible Hulk with Lou Ferigno, probably one of the best shitty movies I've ever seen. The part in the end where he is attacking the bad guys in the plain and then he falls out of nowhere.

People are outside at the bar screaming about soccer all the damn time. Ça m'ennerve. 

Cooked dinner for myself tonight. Typical. Sausage, tomato, cream sauce with big ol' "Leader Price" shells. 

Should clean this poop den called my room. Tomorrow I start classes. Conversation and intercultural Communication. 

Ciao. 

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

yog.

if i hadn't posted in a while, this blog wouldn't be in the human language. i've been going to orientation and intensive language classes.  i just got back from an uphill jog and my lungs feel like they are about to collapse. its heartburn x 6. went out to dinner last night, delicious. my mouth tastes like blood right now and when i breath it sounds like darth vader in a tanning booth. i saw a little darth when i was eating with my mom the other day. he didn't finish his wine. got a cell phone like two days ago. oh ya important thing

I deleted my facebook. its time to go out into the real world and stop wasting my time with the banksnank bulsheez double MCcheese. start classes on the 25th. im taking;

intercultural communication

conversation

grammar

20th century french novel

&

avante garde artists (from fauvism to new realism)


whats up doc?

Monday, January 11, 2010

oyyy, took the 9 train to the 4 train to le puce. I think it's spelled like that, but anyways its a flea market. Une puce is a flea, so 2+2=67. Hopefully, not all flea markets suck as much as this one, I'm sure there are betters. Other than that its back to wine and goat cheese and baguettes at the hotel. Miss you guys, not too much yet. hehe. just being honest. 

Here's a mental fix for you in Heaven Swan. I know its not as good as the real thing, but hell. We will miss you. See ya in hell fucker. 

My kisses go to Luke Swan today, even from Paris. 
Kiss, Kiss. 

I'm still an American. 


Sunday, January 10, 2010

Bastille.

Yesterday was a blast and a sixth. 
First went to lunch with mamon and god a pepper steak avec des frites. Then met up at Leo and Elsa's(some really cool French siblings I met in Chicago so much thanks to Tim Anderson and The Balloggs!) house and had some vin rouge. Went to a French restaurant and had a beefsteak avec des frites, mousse and espresso for dessert. (Lots of steak and fries pour moi. Phew Wee) Apres ca, mon ami et moi went out to a bar by the Bastille and and after that went over to a bar in the republique area, by my hotel. So much fun, and for tonight? 
Dinner with ma mere and maybe movie later at Leo and Elsas. 
Muah, Ciao, Bisou, Bisou. 

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Bonjour mes amis!

Hola. It's my third day in Paris, I think. I'm at the McDonalds right now and Katie Perry's Waking up in Vegas is playing. Lot's of American music here and everyone pretty much speaks English, for the most part. It snowed last night and if I were in Chicago, I wouldn't be able t drink as much. Vin rouge everyday. (Red wine.) Yesterday I visited Le Musee D'Orsay and saw some original Gaugin, Degas, and a plethora of other amazing art. Ben speaking a lot of French, I'm improving already! It i were to rename my blog it would be called "yellow haired bunny ice cream." Maybe. But anyhow I'm going to a friends house who I met in Chicago tonight. I'm having fun and not missing Chicago, but I'm sure I will be soon! Bisou Bisou (kisses, kisses) Give someone I love a kiss today. A bientot. 

E

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Almost Outta Chicago

I'm nearly gone. 
I'm feeling a lot.
Good bye Chicago, almost. 

Paris, À bientôt.